so, at some point yesterday...nate and i got into a discussion regarding pig meat.
yes, you read that right...pig meat.
he made the statement that "bacon IS ham".
which i denied.
then he said, "and ham IS bacon"
which i, again, denied.
he made the argument that
"since bacon is pork and ham is pork then bacon IS ham".
these statements are the types of conversations we have that usually get me to say things like,
"i'm gonna punch you in the face"...
which, i admit, would be totally rude and disrespectful,,,
IF i was serious...
which, i wasn't...
i don't think.
the conversation finally disolved until right before bed when he again proclaimed,
"Bacon is Ham!"
at this point, i'm starting to question myself...
"IS BACON REALLY HAM?!?!"
he then made the argument that
"saying bacon isn't ham is like saying a mirror isn't glass."
hmm...getting me thinking now...
he rattled on with a few more debatable opinions...
....he almost had me convinced...
but then he said,
"and sausage is ham, too"
yeah, he lost me there.
